*~*~*EAT ALL YOUR FRIENDS*~*~*

haxpunch:

As requested, a tutorial on how I approach lips. This is just how I see them, but I hope it helps!

true as fuck zodiac
aries: lovable but still a lil bitch
taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
gemini: crayola as fuck
cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
leo: cutest ever
virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit
libra: weird as hell omg
scorpio: probably satan
sagittarius: cute and very sweet
capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them
pisces: even more crayola than gemini

arabellesicardi:

blackdenimjeans:

soulrevision:

You WILL want to watch this.

In the early morning hours on 8/16/2014 in Ferguson, MO, Greg Thomas spoke with VICE about Ferguson, structural racism, media bias and more!!!

Please reblog & signal boost so we can get this truth out!!

Greg Thomas can be found on twitter, here: Minossec

#Ferguson #MikeBrown

Mess at this being a vice interview important still though

i saw this live and was screaming about it on twitter. he’s the best. this is a graduate level seminar on media & partisanship. this is 4 years of journalism classes in 7 minutes. 

edens-blog:

heartbeatofatimelord:

physcoaustin:

tardisol:

IF YOU HAD ROOM WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT AND THE WALLS CEILING AND FLOOR WERE MADE OF MIRROR WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IN THE MIRRORS

No.

Holy shit I asked my dad who’s a physics teacher and he just looked at me, looked at the table, looked at me, tried not to smile, looked angry, and started to look up where you can buy big mirrors.

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this is an actual room of mirrors.

as you can see, it leads to glitches in the matrix

hey you know those photos of trees where it looks like they have a big round human ASS, that's a tree disease right, what's it called

yugichrist:

homohustle:

yugichrist:

homohustle:

if it’s what I’m thinking of, those are called Burls if you’re murrican or Burrs if you’re from pretty much literally anywhere else

It’s less of a disease in itself and more like a sign of a disease.  Usually fungal infections fuck up the tree growth and cause them

People actually steal them sometimes because some of them are super valuable.  They make really cool looking carved stuff and are really dense.

what the fuck. they just chop the ass right off a tree and sell it to the tree ass black market. that’s brutal

That’s… Yeah, that’s actually pretty accurate.

People have actually been arrested for it and redwood national park gets blocked off at night because people stealing and selling tree ass on the black market is such a big problem

requesting backup for a 376 in process, that’s right we’ve got a tree ass jacker here

What's the best way to get rid of glitter?

not-misha:

Rub yourself on someone who wants glitter on them less than you do. Glitter naturally clings to the surface on which it is least welcome.

yugioh-sheets:

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Wait wait….people seriously don’t spoon out the kiwi fruits delicious goodness? I didn’t know there was any other way to eat them?

JUST EAT THEM FUCKING WHOLE YOU WIMP KIWI SKIN IS FUCKING EDIBLE

sarutobikonohamaru:

SHINO NAMED ALL OF HIS BUGS.

captainsqueak:

marvelous-gallifrey:

spaceshp:

harryfloorcorn:

WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?

EXCUSE ME AMERICA, IT IS I, THE WHITE BITCH

FUCK YOU, I’M THE CUSTOMER!
i have become that which i have hated…

F*** you I’m the truth

captainsqueak:

marvelous-gallifrey:

spaceshp:

harryfloorcorn:

WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?

EXCUSE ME AMERICA, IT IS I, THE WHITE BITCH

FUCK YOU, I’M THE CUSTOMER!

i have become that which i have hated…

F*** you I’m the truth

springheeledjack:

moriahbard:

Important cat facts:

1) Fat kitties is best kitties.

2) When kitties lie on their backs with their tummies showing, it means they feel comfortable. If they show you their tummies, feel honored! It means they feel comfortable around you.

3) THIS IS NOT AN INVITATION TO PET THE TUMMY. I know this is the exact opposite of dog body language and may be confusing. But even comfortable kitties are still tiny warriors and don’t really like people reaching for their vulnerable underbelly. Remember that when a kitty is on their back, ALL of their pointy bits are directly facing you, and they will not hesitate to use said pointy bits.

4) If a kitty loves you very much, and is very sleepy, it may be okay to veeeeery gently touch the tummy (though starting with the chest is the safest approach). If you are blessed by Bastet and all the kitty goddesses, the kitty will let you nuzzle their tummy with your face. This is the greatest sensation known to humankind. It is also an ADVANCED MOVE and should never be attempted by cat novices.

These have been important cat facts. Thank you.

"I am a sweet kitty & not at all a deadly lion. You should touch me now. Nope, not deadly at all."

knicker0cker-nilla:

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knicker0cker-nilla:

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